Len

*This letter was sent to me from my uncle Len for high school graduation.

June 16, 2003

Dear Mr. Trenton Conyers-

After a rather lengthily review of your many astute and accomplished achievements during a most serendipitous and pulchritudinous venture of unequaled personal growth and maturity, it is with zealous proclamation and profound adoration I possess for your sterling character and with an abundance (is that a bunch of buns dancing around?) of heart felt admiration toward you and your many philanthropic acts of unquestionable generosity, that I do hereby bestow upon your chivalrous shoulders the highly coveted and prestigious award befitting a man of your impeccable fortitude, intellectual prowess, unflinching valor, and charismatic presence and bestowed only on a very few in possession of life’s intrinsic values of honor, loyalty and a hot Mrs. Smith apple pie, the “Uncle Lenski-three: at-a-boy – dang I’m proud of you – go get ‘em tigger award!!!”

That’s 130 words and just one correct grammar sentence!!!!