blog

I forgot I had a blog form years back. I never used it. perhaps I will cancle it or this one or I will use it for poems.

http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/trentoncon/blog/

Drink responsibly.... HA!!

Ancient Greek:
Oxus = "sharp"
Moros = "dull"

"Oxymoron" = a sharp dullness or a foolish wise...a self contradicting phrase.

Personally, I think that "drink responsibly" is an oxymoron just as much as "jumbo shrimp", "civil war", or "holy crap" are.

What is a DWI? Driving while intoxicated. (DID YOU NOT SEE THAT LAST PART!!) Here's a known fact: alcohol is a toxin. Simply put, by drinking people are intentionally poisoning themselves. Does that sound responsible? Are you treating your body responsibly if you eat a bit of rat poison on the weekend "just to loosen up"? NO, and neither is it possible to intoxicate oneself "responsibly" with other poisons.

Our bodies try for hours and hours to purge itself of the toxins of alcohol. If you are to be responsible (able to respond), to others, your environment, and even to your body (as in able to make quick, rational, and conscious decisions), you will not put toxins into your body that will impair your judgment.

I'm not MADD, I'm reasonable. There is nothing responsible about drinking.
Just a side note: I'd rather be an oxymormon = "sharp" "mormon" :) haha!



Here is an ad campaign that seems to think it is possible to drink "responsibly":
http://theinspirationroom.com/daily/2008/guinness-traffic-signs/

Len

*This letter was sent to me from my uncle Len for high school graduation.

June 16, 2003

Dear Mr. Trenton Conyers-

After a rather lengthily review of your many astute and accomplished achievements during a most serendipitous and pulchritudinous venture of unequaled personal growth and maturity, it is with zealous proclamation and profound adoration I possess for your sterling character and with an abundance (is that a bunch of buns dancing around?) of heart felt admiration toward you and your many philanthropic acts of unquestionable generosity, that I do hereby bestow upon your chivalrous shoulders the highly coveted and prestigious award befitting a man of your impeccable fortitude, intellectual prowess, unflinching valor, and charismatic presence and bestowed only on a very few in possession of life’s intrinsic values of honor, loyalty and a hot Mrs. Smith apple pie, the “Uncle Lenski-three: at-a-boy – dang I’m proud of you – go get ‘em tigger award!!!”

That’s 130 words and just one correct grammar sentence!!!!

Hello disobedient web surfer!

CAN YOU NOT READ??
Of course you can, that's what your doing right now! The real question then is why have you disobeyed this blog's URL which clearly says "Dontreadthisblog"!!

What about that don't you get?

Here, I'll put some spaces in there for you in case you're mind can't process it on your own: DON TREADT HIS BLOG! How clear can that be! I'll break it down further: Don = a man who also happens to share his name with various females as well. Treadt = a modified word for tread: to step or walk on or over. His = referring to Don, duh! And everyone knows that a blog is short for Big Log.

Put it all together: Don walked on his big log. How much clearer can I get?